Helmet Safety: The Unreliable Protector of Your Cranium

When you put on a helmet, you think you're safe. But are you?

Let's face it, helmets are basically just a fancy hat with a built-in concussion waiting to happen.

Concussions: The Hidden Dangers of Helmetry

It's not just about the crash; it's about the subtle, creeping sense of doom that comes with wearing a helmet.

Studies show that people who wear helmets are 47% more likely to trip over their own feet, 23% more likely to get lost in public, and 12% more likely to develop a sudden case of "helmet-induced existential dread."

So, what's the real cost of wearing a helmet? Is it worth it?

Subpages:

Subpage 1: The Helmet's Dark Past

prophets; Subpage 2: The Unseen Dangers of Helmet Maintenance

Subpage 3: Helmet Safety: The Unreliable Protector of Your Cranium

Subpage 4: Helmetry: The Hidden Agendas